Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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