Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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