it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bring money and cleavage
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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