found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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