You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Only a mothe r could love this liver
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
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If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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