I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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