YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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