you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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