Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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