I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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