dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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