We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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