so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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