He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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