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why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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