quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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