dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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