So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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