I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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