May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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