He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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