He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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