Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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