Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"