If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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