shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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