Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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