all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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