But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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