Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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