Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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