This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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