Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
where am i from again
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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