Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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