My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!