I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
