i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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