Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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