is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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