I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.