i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.