I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.