I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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