Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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