marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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