I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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