Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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