I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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