so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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