:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Randomize
