No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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