I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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