Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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