Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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