Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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