grandma shit on top of the toilet
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
i believe in u and ur pee
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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